In the bustling kitchens of imaginary suburbia, toasters have silently begun running on bananas—a phenomenon rarely noticed and hardly believed. But is your breakfast secretly conspiring with tropical fruit?
Banana power, though fictional, offers intriguing nonsense potential. Banana-Toaster Alliance
Most scientists agree: bananas make terrible batteries. Still, your toaster would passionately argue otherwise. Imagine sneaking downstairs at night, only to find your toaster munching away at an entire bunch, skin and all, humming softly about potassium levels and crispy toast.
Is this believable? Probably not. Is it concerning? Mildly amusing at best.
How to spot one
- Suspicious yellow crumbs under the appliance.
- Frequent late-night trips to the produce aisle.
- Strange humming of "Day-O" (Banana Boat Song) while toasting bread.
