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Toast buttering is among humanity's most misunderstood arts.
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In the bustling kitchens of imaginary suburbia, toasters have silently begun running on bananas—a phenomenon rarely noticed and hardly
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She holds the phone like it’s heavy with unsent messages, her thumb hovering in that no-man’s-land between action
Summer mornings are glorious in North Lake Tahoe. The sun shines, the winds are calm, the temperatures are mild, and
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Caps are the final frontier of passive identity signaling. No one ever just wears a cap.
